OK, this is funny. And dumb. I can't believe how much I laughed. I just heard two new (to me) euphemisms for throwing up:
"Making a street pizza."
I'm sorry, that shit's just funny!
Oh, I'm fuckin' dying over here. It's 8 hours later and I just read something else that lit me up. I've got tears coming down my face right now.
Did you ever hear the expression "Well, if a cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn't call 'em biscuits!" I've always loved that one, but I might like this one even more:
"You can paint a pumpkin black, but that don’t make it a bowling ball."
Oh. Hell. Yes.