Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween!

OK, this is funny. And dumb. I can't believe how much I laughed. I just heard two new (to me) euphemisms for throwing up:

"Shouting groceries."

"Making a street pizza."

I'm sorry, that shit's just funny!

Oh, I'm fuckin' dying over here. It's 8 hours later and I just read something else that lit me up. I've got tears coming down my face right now.

Did you ever hear the expression "Well, if a cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn't call 'em biscuits!" I've always loved that one, but I might like this one even more:

"You can paint a pumpkin black, but that don’t make it a bowling ball."

Oh. Hell. Yes.


Emma said...

Dude, pure gold. I am *so* going to work that into my NaNoWriMo!!

Anonymous said...

Shouting groceries and Making a street pizza....both are too freaking funny, and made me laugh out loud for a really long time!! Thanks for that!